K'nuckles: Flapjack.
Hey, Flapjack. Come with me!
We'll go and see a place called Candied Island!
Bubbie: ♪ Who needs Candied Island? ♪
♪ It's safer at the docks ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But there ain't no streams of sodie pop ♪
♪ To go drippin' down the rocks ♪
Bubbie: ♪ It's dangerous and risky ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But adventurous and free ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Adventure, that's the life for me ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪
Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.
♪ The Misadventures of... ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪
[ SPLASH ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
Flapjack: Bam!
Get 'em, Cap'n!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
Get 'em, Cap'n! Bam!
K'nuckles: All right, Thomas,
I'll give you one last chance.
Give me my limbs back.
What? These limbs?
K'nuckles: Ah!
Hey, K'nuckles!
Got your nose!
Flapjack: Get 'em, cap'n!
Bam!
Okay, Cap'n, time to get 'em now.
Hey, hey, look what I found!
One of Candy Wife's dresses!
[ LAUGHTER ]
Oh.
Shame on them...
picking on a pushover like K'nuckles.
Flapjack: He's not a pushover.
K'nuckles: Aah!
Flapjack: Hey! You leave my captain alone!
[ BINK! ]
Unh!
K'nuckles: Ugh!
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
[ CRYING ]
Come back anytime, K'nuckles!
We'll be waitin' for ya.
Oh, why do I love pickin' on K'nuckles so much?
Because he's a pushover.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Flapjack: Oh, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: I sure showed those guys, eh, Flap?
Did you see how uncomfortable they got
when I started cryin'?
Flapjack: Why didn't you fight back, Cap'n?
You must have fought lots of mean old sailors!
K'nuckles: Nah. The cryin' usually scares 'em off.
Flapjack: You gotta fight those guys!
And show 'em you're the biggest, strongest adventurer ever!
K'nuckles: I haven't fought in years.
I can't even remember my old fightin' moves.
Flapjack: Practice on me!
I'll help you remember!
K'nuckles: Nah, I couldn't fight a kid.
It wouldn't be fair.
Flapjack: Oh, c'mon.
You don't know i'd beat ya unless you try!
K'nuckles: What?!
Flapjack: It's okay, I'll try not to hurt ya --
[ SQUEAK! ]
Wow!
K'nuckles: H-hey!
Flapjack: See, Cap'n, all you needed
was a little taste of winnin'.
K'nuckles: Yeah! Give me some more of that!
All right, boy, come at me.
Flapjack: Okay. Hyah!
That's it, Cap'n! Bam!
K'nuckles: C'mon, Flap. You're too easy.
Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
All right! That's it!
Ha-ha! Bam!
K'nuckles: You gotta do better than that, boy!
Flapjack: Bam!
K'nuckles: Bam!
You're nothing, Flapjack!
Ah!
- Flapjack: Aah! - K'nuckles: Bam!
Flapjack: Okay. I think that's enough, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: What? I was just gettin' started!
Bam!
Bam! Bam!
- Flapjack: Aah! - K'nuckles: Bam!
Bam!
[ LAUGHS ]
Captain's still got it, boy.
These guns just needed a refresher.
I think you're ready for me to stop goin' easy on you.
Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
I don't wanna practice anymore.
I quit.
K'nuckles: You quit?
Well, that means I win!
Bam! You lose, Flapjack!
Bubbie: K'nuckles!
I need to speak with you outside.
Blah!
- K'nuckles! - K'nuckles: What?
Bubbie: You can't keep tossin' my baby around.
You gotta let him knock you down
so he can feel better about himself.
K'nuckles: I'm not gonna be knocked down by a little boy.
Bubbie: How did it feel when those sailors knocked you down?
K'nuckles: Not good, that's why I'm not gonna let a little kid
knock me down, too.
Bubbie: That sweet little angel
is just tryin' to help you.
You're lucky to have him.
Now go in there and let that boy push you over.
K'nuckles: Hmm.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
All right, boy, get up!
Flapjack: Hmph!
K'nuckles: Come on, boy!
I'm tryin' to show ya a move!
Flapjack: Hmph!
K'nuckles: Flapjack!
All right, boy, I want you to try and knock me over!
Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
K'nuckles: What was that?!
Straighten your back out!
Now show me your angry face!
Now, why are you mad?
Flapjack: My body hurts!
K'nuckles: Then do something about it!
Knock me down!
Flapjack: My body hurts! Aaah!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ CREAKING ]
K'nuckles: Yeah, you did it.
Now get off.
Flapjack: I knocked you over, Cap'n!
Bam!
I can't believe it!
You're 10 times heavier than me and 11 times older!
K'nuckles: Ah, yeah, all right, all right, relax.
Flapjack: And you're an old man, and I'm a little kid!
K'nuckles: Look, it happened.
Now quit flappin' your yap!
I have a date with some sailors.
Bubbie: Blah!
Flapjack: Bubbie, If I could push over K'nuckles,
then those sailors can beat him up no problem.
Bubbie: Yeah.
Flapjack: I've gotta help him.
Bubbie: Uh-oh, no, baby, it's too dangerous.
Flapjack: I knocked over Cap'n K'nuckles,
so maybe I could knock over those sailors, too.
Bubbie: Well, baby, see, I --
Flapjack: You saw me do it, Bubbie.
- Bubbie: Well, baby, yeah -- - Flapjack: You saw me do it.
Bubbie: Well -- well -- well, yeah, but --
Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
Bubbie: Baby, wait!
[ WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ]
Look, he's going back to the Candy Barrel.
I don't know if I have the stomach
to watch this again.
Yeah.
- Do you wanna go see anyway? - Sure.
[ PEOPLE MURMURING ]
Well, well, well.
K'nuckles came back for another limb removal!
K'nuckles: You're not gettin' these limbs, Thomas.
We'll see about that.
[ LAUGHTER ]
K'nuckles: Ow! Ow!
Flapjack: Cap'n!
K'nuckles: Flapjack!
Flapjack: Back straight.
Angry face.
I'll save you, Cap'n!
Leave my captain!
[ LAUGHING ]
Aah!
[ ALL GASP ]
K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
Shame on you...
letting a little kid knock you down.
Shame on you!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
I'm out of here!
Thomas!
Don't walk away from the people
who care about you!
Yeah, man, he caught you off guard!
Wow! K'nuckles.
you just let a child fight for you!
That's really pathetic.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Flapjack: You leave my Cap'n alone!
He's just a little sore from me knockin' him over this morning.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Ha! Beaten by a boy!
Hey, maybe I could take him!
[ LAUGHTER ]
K'nuckles: Boy, I let you knock me down.
Flapjack: No, Cap'n!
I got angry, then I knocked you down.
You were just laying there! Bam!
[ LAUGHTER ]
K'nuckles: That's not what happened!
Flapjack: Come on, Cap'n,
don't make me do this
in front of all these people.
K'nuckles: Come at me, boy.
Flapjack: Okay.
[ GRUNTS ]
Back straight, angry face.
Aaaaahhh!
Unh!
K'nuckles: Bam!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
Flapjack: You did let me knock you down!
Hey, K'nuckles beat up a kid!
Those sailors are jerks,
but at least they didn't beat up on kids!
Maybe we should beat him up and see how he likes it!
[ CROWD GRUMBLING ]
Bam!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Stay out of the Candy Barrel.
Bam.
Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
Wow, Cap'n, you were lettin' all those guys knock you down,
and you didn't even fight back!
K'nuckles: Yeah, well, sometimes you gotta be the bigger man.
Flapjack: And that's what you are.
K'nuckles: Uh, Flapjack, take me back to the whale.
Your captain's had a long day.
Flapjack: Sure thing, Cap'n.
Bam!
Bubbie: Stop!
Why'd you drag us all the way out here, K'nuckles?!
You know I don't like swimming in unfamiliar waters.
K'nuckles: I've decided I would discover somethin' new,
somethin' great,
so that I'll be remembered forever!
Flapjack: I'll remember you, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: It's gotta be somethin' special.
It's gotta be somethin' precious.
Bubbie: Well, you've got my baby.
He's precious.
K'nuckles: Anyways...
Flapjack: Look, Cap'n! There's an Island
just over the horizon!
K'nuckles: Hmm. An undiscovered island!
Maybe there's somethin' on that undiscovered island
that I could be remembered for discoverin'!
Flapjack: And then you'll be remembered forever!
K'nuckles: Bubbie, to the island!
Ahh! New territory!
Flapjack: Ow!
I can't see!
K'nuckles: What?!
Whoa!
This is it, Flap!
I'll really be remembered for finding this beauty!
Flapjack: What is it? I want to hold it!
K'nuckles: This one is mine.
You get one of your own!
Flapjack: Will you help me discover
somethin' great, too, Cap'n?
K'nuckles: Okay. I don't want you touchin' mine.
I guess there could be somethin' else great
further into the island.
Come on, let's go.
Flapjack: Whoopee!
Bubbie, We'll be right back.
We're gonna go discover somethin' great.
Bubbie: Okay, baby.
Be careful now. Don't get lost!
K'nuckles: It's an island!
We'll just meet you on the other side!
[ LAUGHS ]
That's not an island!
Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
Ha!
[ LAUGHS ]
Wow! What is this soft stuff?
So soft!
K'nuckles: Oh, they call that "grass."
You know, like the stuff
in front of lady Nickelbottom's house.
Flapjack: Oh, I thought that was just a fancy carpet.
Whoa! What is that?!
K'nuckles: That's a little man with wings.
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
Candy!
[ GOBBLE! ]
[ COUGHS ]
Ugh! This candy tastes like horse poop, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: Hmm...
Then horse poop tastes like candy!
Keep your eyes peeled for a nice pile of -- whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoo-hoo!
You gotta try that, boy!
Come on!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
Both: Whoa!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
Whoa!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
Whoa!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
K'nuckles: Wait up!
[ GRUNTING ]
Flapjack: It's beautiful, isn't it?
K'nuckles: Sure is.
Flapjack: Oh, foo!
I haven't even found anything great yet!
K'nuckles: Well, what about all of this?
This new island is pretty great, right?
Flapjack: Yeah! This is my great thing!
Well, guess we can head back home now.
K'nuckles: Back home!
Uh, hmm...
We gotta find the ocean.
Get up here and see if you can see the sea.
Flapjack: Where's the water, Cap'n?
Where's the water?
K'nuckles: What kind of island is this?
Nothing but land in every direction.
Flapjack: We've never not been able to see the ocean before.
[ GULL CRIES ]
Hey, look up there!
We should follow that seagull!
He'll lead us back to the sea!
K'nuckles: You're a genius, boy!
[ GULL CRYING ]
[ THINKING ] Why are they following me?
I'm lost.
Flapjack: I'm scared, Captain.
K'nuckles: This is an island.
If we keep walking without changing direction,
we'll eventually hit the ocean!
Where ya goin', Flapjack?
Flapjack: I'm goin' around the tree.
K'nuckles: No! You can't change direction.
We'll never find the ocean!
Flapjack: That makes sense.
K'nuckles: Good thing we've been growin' out our fingernails.
[ MAN SCREAMS ]
[ CHORAL SINGING ]
Flapjack: I'm goin' around.
K'nuckles: No! Stick to the plan!
Flapjack: I'm tired, and I miss Bubbie.
[ CRYING ]
K'nuckles: Stop pounding the ground!
You're making sand go into my eyes and mouth!
Flapjack: Sand?!
K'nuckles: Yeah!
Flapjack: Look! Sand!
It looks like a beach!
K'nuckles: If it looks like a beach,
an ocean has to be close by.
Flapjack: Where Bubbie is waiting!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
Boy, this sure is a big beach!
[ BREATHLESS ] Boy, this sure is a big beach.
[ VULTURES SQUAWKING ]
I think something happened to the ocean, Cap'n.
It's like it dried up and turned to sand.
We must be the only ones left...
[ ECHOING ] the only ones left...
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
Flapjack: Yeah, good idea.
[ GRUNTS ]
K'nuckles: This is it, Flap.
I have somethin' for you to remember me by.
It's been in my family for generations.
Flapjack: The see-through disk
you just found a little while ago.
K'nuckles: Use it to remember me.
Flapjack: Wow, it's beautiful!
I'll cherish it forever, Cap'n.
[ SIZZLE! ]
Cap'n, maybe you should keep it.
K'nuckles: What?
[ SIZZLE! ]
Oh. I want you to have it.
Flapjack: Eh, you should keep it in your family.
K'nuckles: You should honor my memory by it!
Flapjack: I don't need a fancy thingumajig
to remember you by, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: Okay, okay, fine!
I don't wanna fight right now.
Goodbye, Flap.
Flapjack: Goodbye, Cap'n.
[ VULTURE SQUAWKING ]
K'nuckles: [ SMACKS LIPS ]
Mmm!
We saved him!
All: Hooray!
How's the less giant one?
Flapjack: Much better!
Thank you for saving us.
K'nuckles: Flapjack?
[ COUGHS ]
Whoa! Flapjack!
You look like a giant!
- Whoa! - All: Whoa!
Did you people give us giant juice?
No, we're little people.
K'nuckles: Aww.
Well, how'd you get that small?
We have been this small for many millennia.
If there was an answer, we do not know it.
K'nuckles: Oh.
Flapjack: Well, thank you for saving us.
No problem.
We've been tracking your movements through our land.
Why are you travelers in this region?
Flapjack: We're lost.
K'nuckles: Do you know where the ocean is?
Yes, I know where the ocean is.
Flapjack: Could you lead us there?
No, that would mean crossing
the territory controlled by our enemies.
[ ALL BOOING ]
We used to live in peace, but one day, many years ago,
they accused us of stealing something of theirs.
And now we are forbidden to travel their land.
But they are not small like us.
They are perhaps twice our size.
K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
Twice your size?
Yeah.
K'nuckles: I offer to provide ample protection
against your enemies
in exchange for guidance back to the ocean.
Flapjack: I will, too!
You've got a deal!
Welcome to our tribe!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
There it is, the open ocean.
K'nuckles: See? It was right there the whole time!
Well, guess we better start our way down.
Actually, the best way to --
K'nuckles: C'mon, Flap! Whoa!
Please, brother K'nuckles, you must listen!
My people know every inch of this land!
K'nuckles: Sure, sure, every inch 'cause you're small!
Just a bit further now.
Halt!
Flapjack: What is it?
Our enemy's territory.
K'nuckles: Eh, quit your worryin'!
You got protection this time, remember?
Very well.
But be on the lookout.
K'nuckles: Ha! "Lookout!"
Yeah, we wouldn't wanna step on 'em!
Aah!
[ BOTH GASP ]
Both: Aah!
[ ROARS ]
K'nuckles: These are your enemies?!
Prepare yourself, you vile beast!
Now, brother K'nuckles!
K'nuckles: I can't fight these guys!
They're not twice as big as you!
We've never been this close to them before.
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
What do we have here?
Retreat!
K'nuckles: Thanks a lot!
[ ROARS ]
K'nuckles: This is it, Flap.
I have somethin' for you
to remember me by. It's been --
Flapjack: Cap'n, you said all this already!
K'nuckles: Uh, right.
Well, here you go, Flapjack
Uh, cherish it forever in my name. Goodbye.
Flapjack: I will, Cap'n.
I will.
Where did you get that?
Flapjack: Oh, he found it on the beach.
May I see it?
Flapjack: Okay!
K'nuckles: No! Flap!
What are you doin'?
Could it be?
K'nuckles: Could it be what?!
It's the lost lens to my monocle!
The lens I thought the minisculites
had stolen from us!
We told you we didn't take it!
I feel like my old self again!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I'm terribly sorry for this misunderstanding.
The feud is over!
All: Hooray!
K'nuckles: Whoopee.
Flapjack: Can you show us how to get back to the ocean?!
Sure thing, friends.
Bubbie: Whoa!
Flapjack: Bubbie!
I missed you so much!
Farewell, brothers!
Have you seen my parasol?
[ GASPS ]
Bubbie: So, what did you discover?
Flapjack: Captain!